The Uberteam is a four member wrecking crew. The Uberteam members are; Kaptain Kluster, Mary Anne, The Moleculizer and Chopper. Their number is listed in the phonebook. The funny thing about Uberteam is they usually end up doing more harm then good. Like one time, this old lady had one of her cats stuck up in the tree. And the fire dept had already responded like ten times before that, and they told her they would now only come for a real emergency. So she called Uberteam, and they came over right away but then they had trouble getting the cat down and Chopper accidentally knocked over the tree sending it crashing through the old ladies house. The fire department responded for that, and when they got there Uberteam and the fire department got into a fight and The Moleculizer was arrested for disorderly conduct. Now the old lady is homeless. Kaptain Kluster is the team leader. There is a strong sexual tension between him and Mary Anne. The Moleculizer has the awesome power to change anything’s molecular content. Chopper is the real muscle of the group and has a deep hatred for hipsters. . No job is too big or trivial for the Uberteam.
