Chapter 2

That night Hugo and Robodude where watching The adventures of el Bandito on tv, tonight was a new episode titled el Bandito vs. the Pirates. Robodude: Kick their ass el Bandito. Inside the hull of a great big ship rocking on the open midnight seas was el Bandito playing parker with a gnarly looking group of pirates. El Bandito had ace, king. He thought he couldn't lose. The Pirate wanted to raise the stakes, he produced a milk jug and rusted blade, and stuck out his scabby reddened tattoo covered arm. The pirate took the blade to his own arm, drawing blood carefully into the milk jug. He filled it to the top, wrapped up his arm with a kerchief and pushed the milk jug toward el Bandito. The Pirate said "You lose you drink." El Bandito nodded. The pirate revealed two ace! El Bandito had lost. He bowed his head in shame, took the milk jug raising it to his lips, drinking it wholeheartedly. The blood spilled over running down the sides of his mouth and onto his shirt. The Pirates chanted "Chug, Chug, Chug, and Chug!" "This show is disgusting." squeamed Hugo. In the beginning Hugo and Robodude would talk about their days events. Their conversations would go something like this; Robo: "I'm having a difficult time at work." Hugo: "Dog walking?" Robo: "Yea, I mean the money is good an all, but the politics are starting to get to me." Hugo: "politics huh? I would think it would be the humiliation." Robo: "humiliation?" Hugo: "yea, I mean picking up after all those dogs, everybody watching you, gross, I mean me personally would never want to pick up dog poop for a living." Robodude is angry. He gives Hugo a mad look. Robodude says "I mean the politics of dealing with my clients. I when I goto their house to pick up the mutt I ALWAYS fix myself a drink, you know lemonade or iced tea, sometimes I'll make it Irish. But now I also gotta eat, so I'd fix myself a lil sandwich, oh no but now Ted Emmerson has a major problem with that, so then today I'm going to pick up Ted's precious lil Muffs, and I'm stopped by his doorman, I'm no longer allowed to go up to the apartment, I have to wait in the lobby like a complete schmuck and wait for Ted to bring down the dog. Oh no Mr. Ted Emmerson can't spare a turkey sandwich…." Robodude continued on with his story. Not noticing Hugo had fallen asleep.

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